

Comfort zoneIt all started as most stories do. A quiet day in a quiet part of the world where nothing really ever happens. It's odd the way these things always seem to happen in the places like this. Sure King Kong scaled the Empire State Building, but he was brought to New York, he didn't start there.Comfort zone
Alas, the closes thing to an ape in this story is the rather petite homo sapien making herself at home in her bedroom. Just snoring away as the night begins to shift toward another day in her life. When the alarm clock decided it had enough of her hitting the snooze button, she finally rolled out of bed and stretched her 5'2 frame.
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Floating with nary a careAll she could think of was how long it had been since she had dusted her ceiling. To be honest she'd never really gotten this close of a look at it because she was so short. Sure what happened was a little bit uncomfortable and was playing hell on her clothes, but hey, she didn't need a ladder.Floating with nary a care
She thought all that would happen if she sucked on the balloon was a little rise in the pitch of her voice. She hadn't counted on the reaction that's made her a big, striped balloon herself. She was just thankful she wore sweats instead of jeans otherwise she might have been in it deep.
But her ceiling was r


Black eyeShe had a black eye from the ricochet. Might not have been a good idea to try to look in the mirror while it was happening. She was thrilled with the results of her new treatment, but she really liked that shirt. And that button. And being able to see out of her left eye. But now she knew that she could walk up to any guy she wanted and they wouldn't be staring at her black eye anymore.Black eye
WHOOMPH!
*suddenly, 30 acres of land are aflame. A hideous raging inferno. From an aeroplane, you can see the word spelled out in a wreath of fire: "THANKS FOR THE FAVES!"*
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What's the point in being grown up, if you can't be childish sometimes?
-The Doctor (Doctor Who)
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"I've been thinking with my guts since forever, and you know what? I've come the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains"
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Just another wandering artist.
Do you know the difference between ignorance and apathy? Personally, I don't know and don't give a damn.
Beware the Crotch kicking Zombies!!!
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